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The Outhouse Explosion
Wichita, Kansas
Carpenter, Jay - Guitar
Mahaney, Shannon - Mandolin
Zaruba, Justin - Bass
In the beginning there was nothing. Then there was bluegrass. But there was no one to play the bluegrass. So God created a race of sentient reptile monsters to play the bluegrass, but they did a poor job and they played Wagon Wheel too many times and so God hit them with a comet. Then he created man with opposable digits. Man did a good job, but women needed something to play, too. So God created the hammer dulcimer.